the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
NO EPIPEN PLS DON’T HURT TAIREBEAR :(
U CAN’T STOP ME MARRIAGECERTIFICATE
YES, EPIDERMIS. I AM LOOKING TO JOIN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.
GDI MARIOLUIGI DID GRANTAIRE GET YOU INTO THIS I WILL SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE I STG
reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
You said you were angry with me. That’s fine. I don’t blame you for that, not one little bit. You’ve every right to be angry. What I did wasn’t right, and I know that. I understand it.
But I’m angry too. I think what you did was also wrong. You hurt me yesterday, and you made me wonder whether or not it was worth it to reach out to you. I never expected you to shoulder my burdens, but you didn’t give me a chance to say that. Just hearing your voice on Friday night helped me — just knowing you existed and were willing to reach out your hand made me realize I had something to live for. A reason to go on. That’s all I need from you. I don’t need you to fix me or anything like that. I never needed that, and I would never expect or ask it of you. All I ever needed or wanted was to know you were there.
If anything, I wish you would have waited to break it off until I was out of the hospital. That’s why I’m angry, and I feel like you were just waiting for an excuse — like what I did was an out you were looking for. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. But now I have this feeling that I was right all along, that I don’t deserve the happiness you gave me.
I reread The Kite Runner yesterday, and there’s a passage — when the beggar tells Amir about his mother Sofia — that really struck me:
[…] ‘She said, “I’m so afraid.” And I said, “Why?”, and she said, “Because I’m so profoundly happy […] Happiness like this is frightening.” I asked her why, and she said, “They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.”’
It puts into words precisely the fear I always had about you. I always wondered when something would go wrong, when I’d screw it up somehow. And now I’ve finally done it. I don’t know if you’ll even see any of this, but if you do, don’t feel the need to respond. I just needed to get it out somehow. I knew that if I bottled it up, I’d just implode again. Insha’Allah, wish you every happiness.
the centre | xavier samuel as courfeyrac → for jackswilders
"courfeyrac had, in fact, that animation of youth which may be called the beauté du diable of the mind. later on, this disappears like the playfulness of the kitten, and all this grace ends, with the bourgeois, on two legs, and with the tomcat, on four paws.” - les misérables, vol. iii, book iv: a group which barely missed becoming historic.
tips on passing for transgender people
- Hair: hair is very important for anyone who is trying to pass as their identified gender. for example if you are a girl, cryogenically freeze your hair with liquid nitrogen, then fashion it into a spike like a unicorn horn and use it to run people through. for boys, you can try shaving it all off and burning it in your backyard as a sacrifice to the gods. if you don’t identify within the binary, collect every hair from your body over the course of several years and sticking them all together and using them as a lasso.
- Posture: another important one. guys, remember to bend all the way backwards and walk on your hands like in the exorcist. girls, slump over as far as possible when sitting. put your head between your thighs and smile at the people behind you as you walk.
- Clothes: ladies, youre going to need to go out and buy some ceremonial robes covered in protective runic symbols. guys and nonbinary individuals, get rid of your skirts and dresses in favor of hooded boiler suits.
- Voice: altering your voice can be tricky, and you dont want it to sound forced, so shove a fucking kazoo in yor god damn windpipe, do it you sack of garbage
jst remember, not everyone is going to be accepting of your identity, even if you do everything on this list. if you still get misgendered just pretend to be asleep or dead.
i’m not sure why this happened but here’s some eponinexcosette